If you cheat on your taxes this year, don't tell me. I'm telling the Canadian Revenu Agency. Why? Because not paying your taxes is like stealing, stealing from ME!!!!!
So if you cheat on your taxes this year, don't tell me. Let the guilt grind your sole.
By the way, in my experience as a civil servant enforcing rules, people who get cought tell on everybody else. The best way not to get cought is not to tell anybody.