I'm hereby declaring February 30th, 2008, International Delete Your Facebook Account Day. Why February 30th? Well, I just found out about January 30th being International Delete your Myspace Account Day and I though I needed a month to organise a rebuttal.
Here are the top ten reasons to delete your Facebook account on February 30th, 2008.
1. Facebook members are unpopular people who you wouldn't speak to in real life unless you were forced to because you are related or work with them (and even then, you try to avoid them).
2. Although I'm sure there are exceptions, Facebook members are generally ugly and boring.
3. Facebook members make Bill Gates look cool by comparison.
4. On Facebook, middle age is 55.
5. Facebook is a great place to meet superficial ugly people (not that there is anything wrong with that).
6. If Myspace is sexy, than Facebook is nerdy.
7. Facebook is popular in Toronto.
8. Perverts stay away from Facebook because, even for perverts, Facebook members are unattractive.
9. On Facebook, it is all about efficiency.Creativity, art and self expression are frown upon.
10. Myspace is a great place to discover music, Facebook is a great place to announce to the world that you like StarTreck and Family Guy.
11. Facebook asks you to spam people you know with Facebook invitations. It is like a club for insurance salesmen.
12. Facebook members will complain there are twelve items in my top ten list, because "that is against the rules". They will tell the Internet Enforcement Agency (http://www.ieg-uk.org/)
Altavistagoogle, proud member of the The MySpace Generation (not that there is anything wrong with being part of the Facebook Generation)
My thoughts on Myspace:
My Space has Top Gear (the BBC show) !!!!!!!!!
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