My/Mes Tweets du jour

  • 07:06 @cr0vax J'ai travaillé pour Nortel en Angleterre il y a 10 ans. Cordonié mal chossé, ce n'est pas qu'une expression... #
  • 07:20 I hated my job. Almost quit everyday. And yet being fired... Let's just say I'm angry... #
  • 15:44 @Skivensky Or as Chris Rock says, charge $1000 per bullet. #
  • 15:48 @johnsgunn In England, even the police don't have guns. The English crime rate, violent or not, is lower than Canada's. #
  • 15:54 @johnsgunn But Western Canada has the highest murder rate... and they have the most guns. #
  • 16:07 @johnsgunn There are drugs in Moncton as well. I'd like drug traders to use knives and fists, thank you very much. #
  • 16:20 Correction: I couldn't find stats for England, but the UK has higher crime and murder rate than Canada. Note to self,avoid Russia and Brazil #
  • 16:46 Not to brag, but I have over 3 million subfollowers. bit.ly/3EBmWD #
  • 18:53 @stratosphear Technically, twitter is a form of blogging. Micro-blogging is stil l blogging. Just more efficiently. #
  • 18:55 @johnsgunn For one thing, second hand marijuana smoke causes lung cancer. I have too many neighbors to allow that. #
  • 18:59 Because of the lack of immigrants in Moncton, I blame Riverview residents for stealing all the good jobs in Moncton. We need a fence. #
  • 19:04 Even in Second Life I'm unemployed. I guess I'll start playing WOW and mine for gold like the Chinese. Now, how to live on 4 dollars a day? #
  • 19:08 New Brunswick needs a universal drug plan. Now that I'm unemployed, AIDS or cancer would lead directly to using food banks. #
  • 19:12 @cr0vax For a long time, I've advocated mobility among countries as rich as Canada. bit.ly/d17ob #
  • 19:34 If Tim Hortons had a 50% employee discount on coffee and donuts I would totally work there. #
  • 19:39 @westernstandard Problem: spending higher than revenue. Solution: provincial sales tax like almost everywhere else in the western world. #
  • 19:43 @johnsgunn What is the advantage of clear liquid soap vs. white soap? #
  • 20:16 If you search for "profound thought of the day", at search.yahoo.com , my blog is first result! Did I misspell something? #
  • 20:24 Ultimate praise: a religious cult is advertising on my blog! Thank you Tom Cruz for indirectly lining my bank account. #
  • 20:35 Has the snipping tool always been in Vista? Anyway, here is proof of my blog's cult following. :-) twitpic.com/g0zjw #
  • 20:50 Man, I just discovered the snipping tool in Vista. twitpic.com/g11sn #
  • 21:25 "I moved to Canada.I am not happy. Canada has turned out to be exactly what I thought it was: a slow-moving bureaucracy" bit.ly/AauLw #
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