If you had an iPhone:
-You could be sipping coffee at at
Second Cup while blogging about
human rights violations in China (and not pay a penny for data use). The
iPhone advertising on your blog might even pay for that coffee. It is even cooler if you blog about the poor working conditions of the Chinese workers who made your $200 iPhone.
-You could be at the
beach (in Toronto or Oshawa) listening to streaming music, with regular interruptions to check your
stocks.
-You could show off the pictures of your
fake dog when you meet a hot dog owner at the park. "
My ex got custody of my dog" (show picture of hot person with pet). If you just came up with this pick-up line, thanks to the iPhone, you can surf the Internet to collect the necessary "evidence".
-You could
interpret tattoos (write down the Chinese symbol on your iPhone and have it translated via Google Translate). This is particularly useful if the tattoo is on your lover's back and you have time to kill). Or, if you are a women, you can use it 5 minutes later when your lover is sound asleep.
-You could start a conversation with anybody about how
using the iPhone is so expensive and how Rogers is evil and it is all the fault of, your choice, lack of competition or lack of regulation. Or be a true Liberal and blame the lack of competition AND the lack of regulations.
-You could start a conversation saying how much you love your iPhone and how you are so happy about your
Apple investment. You wiil come off as a snob, but who cares, at this point you are rich.
-You could
shop on ebay while waiting in line at the Dollar store.
-You could
bribe you way out of a bind.
-You could watch Rambo (or 2000 other titles) at your mother in-laws (on her TV, with the appropriate accessory,
sold separately) for
$4.99.
-Thanks to visual voice mail, you could skip voice mails from your Mom (I don't have a link for that one, I love hearing from my Mom).
-You could come up with some great arguments at your next
town council .
If you had an iPhone, you could:
-Easily write
Québécois without searching for the accent aigu (é).
-Walk out of Future Shop
empty handed (but with a full wallet).