Top Ten Signs Your Student President is a Bank Robber

Inspired by student laziness at Mount Royal (they elected convicted fraudster Meghan Melnyk), here are the top ten signs your student president is a bank robber. 

10. Drives a PT Cruiser

9. Owns a German Sheppard.

8. Uses Twitter

7. Uses a Blackberry

6. Lives in Alberta

5. Is overweight

4. Is a long term student

3. Is studying Communication

2. Uses LinkedIN

And the number one sign your student body president is a bank robber:

 Uses Facebook!