• 14:11 If you subscribe to Wired or Newsweek, you might as well put aside that $500 plus tax right now. An iPad will soon be yours. #
• 14:23 17,000 km from Aus. and he's impressed with the cookies. RT @decryption Oh man, Chips Ahoy - Chewy, are the best. I'm gonna miss these. #
• 14:27 ...I haven't had Chips Ahoy cookies in years. I'll have a hard time not buying some next time I'm at store. #
• 14:28 @SarahPalinUSA What if I don't believe in God? #
• 14:35 "This hopie changie thing is working out just fine." (Comment left by CHIPS at cnn.com ) < a href="http://twitter.com/Altavistagoogle/statuses/11204358529">#
• 14:39 Canadian refugee reform: You better be bleeding. #
• 17:25 @gmpdx What delivery date did Apple give you? #
• 17:37 LOL. Comedic genius. RT@badbanana Lady Gaga turned 24 today. Only six more years before she can run for the Senate. #
• 17:46 @dpjanes "Savage passengers" FYI, the proper term is "Aboriginal". (Yes, I'm being a jerk). #
• 17:48 I realize there are starving children and wars and all that, but NASCAR is suffering from a 3 hour rain delay. And THAT is tragic. #
• 17:49 God, I'm so bored, I may have to read a book. NOOOOOOO. #
• 17:58 Currently reading: "Shimom Peres, the New Middle East" (Shimon Peres, 1993). Ironically, it has taken me 5 years to get to page 57. #
• 18:02 Screw Peres, watching "Live from Baghdad" on HBO. #
• 20:07 Thankyou George W Bush Junior. (screen capture from "Live From Baghdad"). twitpic.com/1bmpcz #
• 20:09 @charris0n Consider yourself judged. :-) #
• 21:05 The Simpsons are going to Israel!? #
• 21:07 "Welcome to Israel, Your American Tax Dollars at Work" (The Simpsons) LMAO! #
• 21:13 stupidflanders.org does not exist. Sad. #
• 21:49 @decryption Not to freak you out, but there as many people in metro New York City as there are in all of Australia. #
• 21:55 At this rate, Bart Simpson will have seen more of the world than I have. And I'm 3D! #
• 21:56 @CaliLewis lol. I do that. :-) #
• 22:01 @CaliLewis Worst part is when it auto-corrects in the wrong language. Stupid iPhone should figure it out. #
• 22:12 Searching tweets about "The Simpsons" is enlightening. Half are positive, half say the show should be canceled. Ditto for "Israel". #
• 22:17 @KebertX I can relate. I had one of Shimon Peres' books open in front of me when the The Simpsons came on. Got to love Sacha Cohen. #
• 22:23 It's a sad day when The Simpsons go to Israel and wrestling is a New York City trending topic but not The Simpsons. Wrestling. In NYC! #
• 22:33 @TIPMedia What part of "new" orders don't you understand? #
• 22:37 @iPhoneDiva Are you a spam bot? Because you can't order the iPad from New Zealand yet. #
• 22:40 Would a jury convict me for murdering a spammer? How about busting knee caps? Please RT. (Joke) #
• 22:48 Market research via Twitter is the lazy way, but is it the best way? If 95% of iPad buyers are men (as reflected in Twitter), then yes. #

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