• 10:48 @kevinleb Ouch! I submit sanity is relative. I didn't drive to Maine and I'm not in line at a BestBuy. :-) #
• 10:57 It is like a secular Christmas today in the USA. Read one of my Twitter lists to share in the iPad joy. #
• 14:26 Dear US followers. If you want an iPad before Summer, I would suggest buying it online now. Everybody so far LOVES their iPad. #
• 15:58 @TheCharlieDay I'm Canadian so I like both. #
• 16:01 I walked all the way to the beer store and back. Thankfully, PumpHouse only sells 6 packs so I don't feel riptoff. #
• 16:11 I don't get Maritimers who are againts democracy (aka seat distribuition per capita). DEMOCRACY! Look it up! #
• 17:37 Surfing the Internet on my iPhone at the park, as God intended. Happy Easter ! twitpic.com/1cz1j7 #
• 17:42 ... By the way, despite the snow, like most of Moncton, I'm wearing shorts as the cool Atlantic took the day off today. Smiles all around. #
• 17:47 By the way, the "as God intended" was ment to tease iPad owners, not Jews. #
• 17:49 Note to self, I nternet in your pocket is great, but water sometimes is better. They should put water fountains in these parks. I'm no camel. #
• 17:55 @pbrosen Just use Gmail, Picasas, Calender etc. I just saved you a hundred bucks / year. #
• 18:49 20% of the pedestrians I walked by today in Moncton asked me for directions. I guess this is a long weekend. #
• 19:10 How can iPad be a World trending topic but not a US trending topic. I love that "patio" is trending topic in Canada. #
• 19:13 OK market researchers/anthropologists, explain the logic behind iPad trending in some US cities, but not others. #

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• 11:04 @R0gueWarri0r Fool proof? #
• 11:43 Google Street View 3D option is still available. So I guess it wasn't an April Fool. I have glasses, and doesn't really work for me. #
• 12:21 My hero Stephen Colbert has an iPad! Those of us in Canukistan can watch him with it here: watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/#clip284295 #
• 12:26 Ding dong, the witch is dead. Or not. RT @amnesty UPDATE: Soothsayer granted stay of execution in Saudi Arabia ow.ly/1u3ea #
• 14:01 I'm a bit perp lexed on how Americans can still get an iPad shipped by the 12th. I'd be a bit nervous if I was an aapl share holder. #
• 14:20 Only 8C here in Atlantic Ocean influenced Moncton. Please use discretion when bragging about the weather in Central Canada. :-) #
• 14:34 Reminder: If you are bored, you can read live vicariously as people start to receive their iPad . I have Twitter lists of about 2500 iPaders #
• 14:50 @mikekasprzak Still too soon for "I told you so". For example, you can still order the iPad to be shipped by the 12th. #
• 14:54 wtf? RT @riptidef OMG!! UPS just came back and told me I had to give the iPad back! Had to pack it back up and they took it away. #
• 14:59 @Clarko There was an article acouple of weeks ago in the NY Times about all the fake KFCs in New York. #
• 15:16 These photos are incredible RT @lifeofc Great collection of fun Google Earth photos, bit.ly/cpq69W #
• 15:31 * "I gave Snooki 100" bit.ly/9zanHt #
• 15:36 * "LMAO , Leno has an average rating of 5 out of 100 (On Times popularity poll)" bit.ly/9xri7o #
• 15:49 * "I gave Amy Poehler 100. The role she convincingly portrays, inspires." bit.ly/bMEyTp #
• 15:52 * "He is evil for delaying the iPad in Canada, but I still gave Steve Jobs 100." bit.ly/93iQx3 #
• 15:56 * "I gave NASCAR's Danica Patrick a 98. She is the Pamela Anderson of our time." bit.ly/a9kZx8 #
• 16:09 I think Gilles Duceppe should get the Nobel Prize this year: tirelessly promotes Quebec sovereignty using democracy. #
• 16:17 @fuzzybill74 I agree, but since the Nobel committee can't give the prize to a country... #
• 16:21 @radley Yup. Hundreds of dollars worth. twitter.com/Altavistagoogle/ipad-owners3 #
• 16:25 @radley RT @honam Downloaded 43 iPad apps so far. All I have to do is sync tomorrow. Already spent more $ on iPad apps than on iPhone/Touch #
• 16:57 One of the simple joys in life is remembering you have Hawaiian Pizza in the fridge. #
• 17:28 At what time tomorrow will the iPad appear in the top 10 USA Twitter trending topics? Place bets now. #
• 17:58 Nice view of the automated scanning RT @ThomasAtUPS: Why Louisville? That's UPS Worldport. is.gd/bbEqV #
• 17:59 Is it too early for allergy season in Moncton? My nose has been itching all day. #
• 18:18 Wait time for Newbrunswickers entering Maine: 0 minutes. BCers entering Washington: 2hrs+ apps.cbp.gov/bwt/index.asp #
• 19:18 @stewf Actually, I was only partly right. Your iPad went via Hong Kong and not Guangzhou as I expected.I'd make a lousy truck high-jacker :) #
• 19:34 @TSCMoncton hmm, what's the number for Crime Stoppers? :-P #
• 19:46 If your iPad is still reported as departing Guangzhou or Anchorage, this may offer solace: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS23 #
• 20:24 RT @Rafe: Do not disturb iPad reviewer. tweetphoto.com/16866214 #
• 20:40 LG screens in hotels are the best. (do not view in Alabama) twitpic.com/1cpaj7 #
• 21:07 @litterthisheart Wow, you are stunningly beautiful (on all your pictures). No matter what he looks like, you are way out of his league. #
• 23:21 @Hobbsy101 $600- $500 - $50 sales tax = $50. Pretty sure that wouldn't co ver shipping to Australia via Fed Ex. #
• 23:52 3 UPS planes landed in Louisville KY within the last 15 minutes from Anchorage, Alaska. Presumably, with plenty of iPad s on board. #
• 23:53 An other 75 UPS planes will land in Louisville tonight from all across the USA. Presumably, they will return with plenty of iPad s. #
• 23:56 ... Source: flightaware.com/live/airport/KSDF #
• 00:14 At 300,000 iPads, it will have taken UPS the equivalent of 21 Boeing 747-400 airplanes (at full weight capacity) to move Saturday's stock. #
• 00:34 @TSCMoncton Was that comment really necessary? #
• 00:39 @KristiColleen How were the girls? #
• 00:42 @KristiColleen Imagine what they hear vibrating in your apartment. ;-) #
• 00:44 @starringbecky That's why I have a western credit card bank: 4 time zones away. #
• 00:46 @starringbecky ...Bank of Hawaii offers credit cards... #
• 00:49 @TSCMoncton Why RT a tweet that annoys you? That makes no sense! Reply, fine. But RT? #
• 01:17 @batgeek Modern Family is my favorite new show. I love it. I find it hilarious. But I understand. Not everybody has a sense of humour. :-p #
• 01:48 @snackdog I figure your iPad will be on this flight. flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS1482 #
• 01:50 @robotspacer Just post it on Twitter. :-) #
• 01:54 @ki2594 As long as your iPad is in Louisville by 5:15 AM, you should be OK. flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS1482 #
• 02:00 @rmondello Your iPad will most probably be on this flight to Boston later tonight: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS1014 (Logan:6:08AM #
• 02:04 @rjlynch21086 As long as it gets to Louisville by 4AM you will get your iPad tomorrow. flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS1014 #
• 02:09 @USuMBS Your iPad should be in Louisville now. It will depart at 4:11AM for Newark: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3064 #
• 02:12 @mattkdecide Your iPad should be in Louisville by now. I will depart for Newark at 4:11AM flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3064 #
• 02:21 @joubertnel At worst, the iPad will be on this flight to Newark: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3064 #
• 02:33 @MyTwoCentsToo Check again. 3 UPS flights landed in Louisville from Anchorage earlier tonight. 75 going out in the early hours. #
• 02:47 @eclipseempire I figure your California iPad will be on this 4:15AMET fligth from Louisville flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS908 #
• 02:52 @chchien Yup. Your iPad will take this flight to Oakland: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3948 #
• 02:59 @ImagedByTed The miracle of air travel. Plenty of time for iPad to Phoenix: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS858 #
• 03:01 @ki2594 Some time during the day. After 9AM I would guess. #
• 03:05 @acidicchip Your iPad should be on this flight to Seatle: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS982 #
• 03:07 @NormGregory Yes. UPS will use this flight to deliver your iPad to Seattle: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS982 #
• 03:08 @nathanp No problem. iPad to Seattle on UPS via flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS982 #
• 03:17 @NormGregory Yes, UPS delivers Saturdays to non-Hawaii urban areas. #
• 03:18 @acidicchip Google. :-) #
• 03:22 @ericelia Plenty of time for your iPad to hop on this UPS flight to Seattle: flightaware.com/live/flight/ #
• 03:25 @ericelia Sorry, meant to say, iPad to Oakland: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3948 #
• 03:29 @IWH01 I predict your iPad will board this flight to LA: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3908 #
• 03:33 @swanksalot Your iPad will probably get to Chicago via this UPS flight: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS606 #
• 03:37 @timsmith23 And then iPad onwards to Oakland via UPS flight: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3948 #
• 03:41 @steavenchan iPad from Louisville to California by tomorrow? Yup: flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS3908 #
• 04:05 @TheMexicanNerd No problem. Time zones are on your side. If you browse my recent posts, you can figure out what flight it will be on. #

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• 12:03 The virtual iPad I'm tracking is still in GUANGZHOU, CN. Even thought it's not mine, I'm still antsy. It's Thursday already! #
• 12:19 Way cool Acura banner ad at www.msnbc.msn.com/ #
• 12:23 (sans typo) They should rename ABC the iPad network. Sitcoms, news shows and the web site have all been corrupted by part-owner Steve Jobs #
• 13:30 Don't buy Apple on margin. Way to risky in my opinion. (Learned that the hard way with iPhone). #
• 13:32 @decryption You chose that over DC? :-) #
• 13:34 So who should you live vicariously Saturday? Hawaii iPad owners: twitter.com/Altavistagoogle/hawaii-ipad-owners #
• 18:20 Many of the iPad early adopters I'm following have already purchased apps for the iPad they will only get Saturday. #
• 18:22 Judging the parking lot at the local grocery store, everybody in Moncton just got hungry. Or, tomorrow stores are closed... #
• 18:26 Although I'm unemployed, tomorrow I plan on doing even less than usual. #
• 18:35 @summero Thats genius. :-) #
• 18:43 LOL RT @Zero7KC A photo that shows the serious effects of deforestation. Scary. tweetphoto.com/16708937 #
• 18:45 @fastpipe Actually, it is plenty of time. Time zones and jet travel are on your side. #
• 18:49 This is a nice April fools parody of what Seesmic offers. hootsuite.com/hs3d #
• 18:51 @mike3k I guess the earth really is round! :-) #
• 19:24 @snackdog How do you figure Hong Kong? Even if your iPad is still in GUANGZHOU or, even worse, SHENZHEN, still plenty of time. #
• 19:32 @snackdog UPS says this iPad left China about 2 hours ago. twitpic.com/1chdsx #
• 20:45 Interesting, many iPads are crossing by truck from Shenzen to Hong Kong (Chek Lap Kok), and not flying out of Guanzou like others. #
• 21:08 Top 10 things to ask yourself before standing in line for an iPad: bit.ly/c8ML83 #
• 23:13 RT @bhaggs hardest email addresses to read over the phone. bit.ly/k5VC #
• 23:18 @jsnell How old are the kids? #
• 23:19 Don't buy an iPad for yourself, buy it for the family :) RT @jsnell One minute in the door and the kids are iPad CRAZY. #
• 23:22 I wonder how many people that ordered the "late April" iPad 3G already have bought iPad apps. :) #
• 23:50 Looks like some iPad s may skip Kentucky and end up in California tonight. flightaware.com/live/flight/UPS61 #
< li>00:23 @twilightsparrow Why don't you just buy the iPad 3G online? (You should expect initial shortages as it will launch in 6 countries.) #
• 01:15 twitpic.com/1cjjet - Someone in the US Senate has a fixation with Charline (aka Crystal), from the Windows 7 was my idea, I'm a PC ad #

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I'm having formatting issues, but if you see the picture, click on it to see the April 1st Top 10 things to ask yourself before standing in line for an iPad. The video is from tonights show (April 1st).

• 10:28 @MrShri I've created Twitter lists of about 2000 iPad early adopters. Many will be tweeting about their new purchase Saturday. #
• 11:14 @MadOx75 Don't forget about the sales tax, shipping, and cost of getting to the store. #
• 11:34 Do American pay sales tax when they order an iPad online from Apple? (I'm trying to figure out ebay markup.) #
• 13:40 @JHPersing :-) #
• 13:44 Remember that it is already April Fools in some parts of the world. Don't be a fool this year. You ha ve been warned. #
• 13:49 An other airline bites the dust. Skyservice ends all activities NOW. #
• 17:01 @iJaneen Thank you. #
• 17:02 @yadongliu Thank you. #
• 17:28 @ldeviator The British uses miles, not kilometres. #
• 19:54 @stewf I've got some bad news, your iPad is still in China. It will make its way by truck to Guangzhou, then fly to Kentucky via Alaska. #
• 20:01 @gfoltran En fait, Schenzen-Guangzhou-Anchorage-Louisville(KY)-San Jose-Paris .Si vous achetez 10,000 ebook ça devrait être OK côté carbonne #
• 20:09 I'm a big fan of who.unfollowed.me/ . I now know why my followers fluctuate (spam bots). #
• 20:12 @ryanminnick I'd recommend hitting BestBuy at opening, then Apple store before 3PM (or ordering online for next week). #
• 20:20 Marketing lesson I learned from Twitter: Women love (the idea of) Paris, men love attractive foreign women. ("Windows 7 was my idea"). #
• 20:24 I'm hoping that when the iPad goes mainstream, books will have more pictures and fewer words (à la Twitter). Because life is too short. #
• 20:59 Old Christine, Accidently, Modern Family. Can anybody offer any better TV suggestions? #
• 21:06 Youtube is down! Thank goodness for Dailymotion. #
• 22:20 Are Charline and Crystal of "Windows 7 was my idea", the same person? You tell me: bit.ly/c9ijfG #
• 22:36 NY Times reviews the iPad. But first you have to decide if you have more e-mail addresses than pants. nyti.ms/ckROQY #
• 22:59 "I'm a fan of the Kindle, but I prefer the iPad for reading" (WALTER S. MOSSBERG wsj.com) #
• 23:05 @decryption When I go to your country, I shall visit Sydney and only Sydney. :-P #
• 00:12 He is a sarcastic jerk, but if you need to see the iPad live... live.twit.tv/ #
• 00:30 1000 iPads available at select Canadian Tire. 2010-04-01 only. Ask for Jim. #
• 01:07 I'm kind of surprised that the iPad can stil l be ordered to ship by April 12th. #
• 01:30 @TSCMoncton Lol. ha, ha. #
• 01:43 twitpic.com/1cbjh1 - I've concluded the British and French Windows 7 I'm a PC girls are the same person #
• 02:06 C'est qui la jeune femme qui joue Charline dans l'annonce de Windows 7? Who is the women playing Charline and Crystal in the Windows 7 ads? #
• 03:07 twitpic.com/1cbyhz - After spending over an hour trying to find the name of actress that plays Charline and Crystal in the I'm a PC W #
• 03:09 ... I realized that I fell for cpbgroup 's trap. They want people to write about how it is the same actress. I still don't know her name. #
• 03:10 ... I'm also far from convinced the Windows 7 commercial was shot in Paris. Looks more and more like London to me. #
• 03:12 ... What's really funny are the debates in forums on who is better looking: Crystal or Charline. www.cpbgroup.com/#windows #
• 03:34 @zykloid You got me! :-) #
• 03:39 Picture of me unloading iPad shipment at Canadian Tire: twitter.com/kolpeterson/status/11407080402 #
• 04:19 Modern Family iPad episode = Best infomertial ever! :-) #
• 04:23 I hope you enjoyed the iPad product placement on Modern Family = Future of TV in a dvr world. #

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